I watch a movie. The cat naps. Who wins?
Bonkers but true: this film is a more accurate portrait of New York than basically any film Woody Allen has ever done, even though it features construction workers who turn alien crystals into jet-packs and Allen's films do not
I have hated every M. Night movie I've ever seen... But his new one is surprisingly decent
Well that did NOT hold up
Wait, was Bruce Willis secretly Poochie this whole time?
Any movie that contains a line as good as "YOU are more reptile than man, George, so low and flat that the foot of man is incapable of crushing you!" is guaranteed to win my heart
A Greek satire asks the big questions: how does a man become 'the best at life'? How insecure and petty is the average man? Is this reviewer in denial about the fact that he's an asshole? ETC
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